fiveyk - anecdotes and observations of the lighter side of life

It has been a long week in the Castle by the Beach…actually closer to ten days of unrelenting pestilence, disease, and infectiousness....

Guilt – apparently it’s a wasted emotion, we should spend more of our time on joy, delight, and happiness. If guilt could be exchanged...

That moment the shop assistant serves you up a great big helping of airborne virus with your bread. Yep, she hacked up half a lung...

This afternoon I heard some particularly disturbing noises coming from the neighbour’s house. ‘Hush!’ I commanded the children as I...

There I was trapped, not only in the grotty changing cubicle of a budget department store, but in an all-in-one running top. It was the...

He stood there as I watched him - bursting with pride, sunglasses on, rocking back slowly on the balls of his feet eager to pay for his...

Has anyone else on the Coast noticed that it’s Flymaggedon? There are flies everywhere! This morning at our outdoor training session they...

Never shop hungry! Nope, you won’t get off lightly, we all think ‘I’m just going to pop into the supermarket and grab some milk, and...

I knew it was going to be a lucky day today – as I was driving towards my early morning appointment with the sunrise three huge dollops...

Dear Ants, And so we meet again, this year thankfully you had the good grace to abstain from inhabiting my underwear drawer, but I can...